Quotes, Travel

Reasons why I hate white businessmen on planes

Actual quotes from a flight from PHL to ORF. I wrote them down in my Sudoku book and everything.

On their pending vacation/bachelor’s weekend/whatever in VB:

I’m gonna eat lobster. I eat whatever the fuck I want.

 On some sort of business venture:

It’s gonna take off. I’m sitting on the fucking launchpad, man. Like a strong drink – I’m gonna stir it up.

On patriotism, from a man who probably calls the Chinese a bunch of dirty commies:

It’s AMERICA, you gotta share the gold!

On the aerial view of the dirty and polluted Elizabeth River:

Look at that beautiful sea!

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Links, Quotes

Kanye hates Twitter, too

Most of the time I think Kanye is just being ridiculous and ghetto in his ranting, and this one is still pretty bad with its all-caps and lack of any sort of proper English, but these bits make it all worth it:

“EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF.”

“BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”

vivian: he is like that loud annoying friend you keep around just for occasional gems such as those

Kanye West takes on Twitter in Web Rant [Times Online]

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Music, Quotes

How all classes should be run

From the teacher:

: I got in a tiff with a violinist in class*
: slapped that girl down hard
: she came in, played like a pig,
: so I suggested that she attempt what beethoven put on the page
: and she got all huffy, played it flat and dead,
: then shouted “It’s boring!”
: and I said, “you’re boring.”
: “no one is paying to hear you*, they’re paying to hear Beethoven, and what you’re playing isn’t Beethoven.”

* names removed for obvious reasons

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Mac, Quotes

File-Print

: going to a meeting about PCs with people who have clearly never used one before is soooo painful
: i quote: “we’ll have to basically reteach everyone how to use a computer! i don’t even know how to print on a pc!”
: that’s like saying, “i don’t even know how to talk to a black person!”
: EASY, IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME

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