You read correctly. There are other types of shoes elsewhere.
GoDaddy was making me want to brain myself (IIS6 with PHP in safe mode!!!! ARRRRGHHHHHH), so I took a break, bought a swashy font (Parfumerie Script Pro) off my wishlist, and went to town setting a sentence and then tracing it with a metallic gel pen. Might have to frame this one and put it in my office as a patience reminder.
Moving on from single words to full sentences. Next stop: capital letters and maybe even some swashes!