Actual quotes from a flight from PHL to ORF. I wrote them down in my Sudoku book and everything.

On their pending vacation/bachelor’s weekend/whatever in VB:

I’m gonna eat lobster. I eat whatever the fuck I want.

 On some sort of business venture:

It’s gonna take off. I’m sitting on the fucking launchpad, man. Like a strong drink – I’m gonna stir it up.

On patriotism, from a man who probably calls the Chinese a bunch of dirty commies:

It’s AMERICA, you gotta share the gold!

On the aerial view of the dirty and polluted Elizabeth River:

Look at that beautiful sea!