I wish. So unfortunate that this recipe/method from Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day is pure magic, because it’s almost certainly not going to help me lose weight and get in shape. It’s amazing that with a minimal amount of hands-on work, I can have a freshly baked, artisanal loaf of bread that has complex flavors and a thin crust that snaps. Seriously. It’s worth making it RIGHT NOW.